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I go full stripe-up, growl, and freak out with anxiety. This makes The Squishy One anxious about - [There Will Be Retaliation](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/there-will-be-retaliation/) - Hi everyone. Finn here, filing my Week 2 report. The hoomans are working my last nerve with this “they’re in charge” stuff. Why can’t they understand I am the alpha? I’ve tried everything to train them, including most recently, un-potty training myself. I even looked them dead in the eye when taking a dump in ## Pages - [](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/) - Training hoomans is a ruff job, but somedoggy has to do it. The Finn Chronicles © is a unique story told by an extraordinary dog. Join Finn as he shares his weekly reports about his struggles to train and protect his rescued hoomans. With sarcastic wit, he observes the curious world around him, heroically saves - [MY FAVORITE THINGS](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/my-favorite-things/) - Toggle Navigation Jump To …. 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The Finn Chronicles - [ABOUT ME](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/about-me/) - H i, I’m Finn! My full name is Finnegan Count Smooshie Tushie, but only my hoomans call me that… and usually only when I’m in trouble! I graduated from K9 Rescue Academy in March 2018 and got my hooman rescue assignments. They’re a pawful, but I’ve come to love them. I’ve been sending weekly reports - [Year 3 Video Guide](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/book-videos-3/) - The Finn Chronicles: Year 3 Videos Click the number below to jump to the videos for that week 108 109 110 112 113 114 115 116 117 119 122 125 126 137 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 153 Week 108 - April 4, 2020 Video 1 Week 109 - April 11, - [EARTH DAY](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/earth-day/) - Most of us by now have given at least some thought to our environmental footprint. Maybe you’ve stepped up your recycling game, switched to sustainable materials, maybe even do your best to avoid single-use plastics. But, have you considered ways you might be able to do apply those same eco-friendly concepts to the products you - [Parents and Schools](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/parents-and-schools/) - Parents: You can buy ebooks for Kindle or printed versions of all books on Amazon and printed versions from Barnes & Noble and most local indie booksellers on their online platforms. If you’d like a custom-inscribed pawtographed copy, please go to the shop here. These books make fabulous gifts and inspire kids to read more. - [Year 2 Video Guide](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/book-videos/) - The Finn Chronicles: Year 2 Videos Click the number below to jump to the videos for that week 54 55 57 58 59 63 65 67 70 73 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 84 90 92 93 95 96 98 99 100 101 102 104 Week 54 – March 23, 2019 Video 1 - [Privacy Policy](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/privacy-policy-2/) - Who we are Our website address is: http://www.thefinnchronicles.com. What personal data we collect and why we collect it Comments When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection. An anonymized string created from - [When the universe yells](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/when-the-universe-yells/) - When the universe yells at you, listen. I’ve never been much of a risk-taker. My profession is in corporate Ethics, Compliance and Anti-Corruption – entirely about following rules, battling obvious bad guys, and setting up complex systems to ensure certain outcomes. I’d gotten it to a place that was, for me, reliable, predictable and well-defined. - [Shop](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/shop/) - [HEADSHOTS](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/headshots/) - With all the photos the Squishy One takes of me, you’d think I’d have a big head…you’d be right! I am the center of attention and if I wasn’t so photogenic she wouldn’t take so many photos. Here are just a few for you to enjoy! - [CONTACT](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/contact/) - This is me, waiting for you to send me a communicay! Whether you want to interview me – I’m available for Zoom calls – or you want to be a sponsor, either way, I love “mail.” Email Me thesquishyone@thefinnchronicles.com (Keep in mind, the Squishy One might read it! #shessneakythatway) Hit me up on my social! - [My Blog](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/my-blog/) - Introducing the Hairy One & the Squishy One Introducing the Hairy One & the Squishy One By Gwenromack|2020-08-04T05:28:54-05:00March 6th, 2019|Tags: dog rescue, vizlsa| Hi everyone. Finn here, with my report from my first week in charge of these new hoomans. It’s been chaos. I’m doing my best to assert dominance, but they refuse to cooperate. - [Testimonials](https://www.thefinnchronicles.com/testimonials/) - Sed porttitor lectus nibh. 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