Introducing the Hairy One & the Squishy One

By |2020-08-04T05:28:54-05:00March 6th, 2019|hoomans|

Hi everyone. Finn here, with my report from my first week in charge of these new hoomans. It’s been chaos. I’m doing my best to assert dominance, but they refuse to cooperate. I’m weighing the “let them think they’re in charge” technique we learned at the academy. #ButItHurtsMySoul